Author Norman Giller asks: Have you ever wanted to be a member of the Carry On cast? Here's your chance! I have written a comedy novel in celebration of the Carry On films, and YOU can feature in it.
Here's how it works: The novel is written and ready for you to download to your computer. In return for a one-off payment of £4.99 I will include your name prominently on the front cover and also in the cast list, and you will find yourself mentioned within the book.
This will make your downloaded book totally unique (unless, of course, you have made an appearance in another novel at some stage in your life).
Alternatively, you could order the downloaded book featuring a friend or relative ... just for a laugh, and have the book sent direct to their computer.
When you go to the PayPal Order page, you will be instructed to give your email address and the name that you want featured in the book. I will then email you the What A Carry On book as an easy-to-open-and-read attachment file.
I will refund your money if you are not amused and entertained by the book, and your guest appearance in it. So what have you got to lose, apart from your dignity when you find yourself featured in the story!
There are two simple ways to order the book:
First of all, type in the name you want on the cover in the box above. You will need a credit or debit card, and just follow the simple instructions once you have pressed the buy now button. If you are not a PayPal member, you will need to sign up but you will find it much more secure once you belong. When you have finished the transaction we will send you confirmation of payment and your personalised copy of the book.Alternatively ...
You can order by post. Please send your order along with your name, address, phone number and e-mail to WHAT A CARRY ON, PO Box 3386 Ferndown BH22 8XT. Include your cheque or postal order for £4.99 made out to NMG Publishing, plus the name of the person you want featured in the novel.
Whether ordering through PayPal or by post, please ensure you include a phone number and, if possible, an e-mail address.
*170 pages, with exclusive illustrations by graphic artist Art Turner
*An original novel written strictly for laughs as a sequel to Carry On Loving
*With a guest appearance by YOU or a named friend or relative
*It's a book you can read at your leisure on your PC, or laptop while you're travelling. Or you can print out a copy.
*The storyline is that there is so much free love that Sidney's dating agency is in trouble. "They're bleedin' giving it away ..."
*So Sidney starts an UNDATING agency, encouraging divorce and separation. It triggers a battle of the sexes.
*It's a laugh a page as the sexy, saucy characters get turned over in leg-over land. And YOU can be part of the fun and games.
*Includes trivia facts on each of the main Carry On characters in captions under their graphic illustrations.
*This is the modern, environmentally friendly way to purchase books. You will be helping to save a forest in this paper-free process.
*YES, WHAT A CARRY ON!
MONEY-BACK PLEDGE FROM THE AUTHOR
I will refund your money if you are not entertained and amused. If you enjoy the book, please tell your friends. If not, tell me and I will give you back your money. You can contact me at normangiller@whatacarryon.co.uk
Terms and conditions: NMG Publishing will do their utmost to have the .pdf version of the book sent to you as an e-mail attachment as quickly as possible after you have provided the name of the person you want featured in the novel. We will refund your money if you are not suitably entertained. The novel is inspired by the Carry On films, but Norman Giller does not in any way, shape or form claim copyright of the Carry On title and format. The words in the book are entirely original and the copyright of Norman Giller. You accept that it is illegal to make more than one copy of the novel, and that you are not allowed to pass on the book in its .pdf form.
Any problems or questions please e-mail HERE
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ORDER THE BOOK HERE. IT IS FOR DOWNLOAD ONLY, NOT AVAILABLE IN THE SHOPS
Type the name that you want on the book cover in the box below, and push the buy now PayPal button.
"This is the first book I have read on screen, and I have to say I found it more satisfying than the printed words on the page. I had the choice of magnifying the screen page, and I could have a spread or just one page on the screen at a time. My husband heard me laughing out loud so many times that he decided to read it on screen too. It is the first book he has read in years and he loved it." Sarah Williams, Ringwod, Hants
"I honestly consider this book funnier than any of the Carry On films, and to find my name in it gave it an extra lift. I can't wait for the next book in the What A Carry On series. It was surreal to find myself as a character in the book, and made it even more enjoyable. I have read several books by the prolific Norman Giller. This is by far his funniest. I read it on my laptop on the train from London to Manchester. It was a very pleasant and fun way to pass the time." John Edwards, Roehampton
"If there has been a funnier book written about the dating agency business, then I haven't read it. I laughed out loud when I found myself featured as a buxom barmaid called Gertie Drawsoff. Great fun. It is original and very very funny. I am now hooked on reading books on the screen. It's better than the rubbish they put on television." Josie Seeger, Southend-on-Sea, Essex
"Norman has been my writing partner in 18 books, and he is always good for a laugh. Incredibly, he has had more than 80 books published and learned the art of comedy writing while working for nine years on newspaper and magazine columns with the one and only Eric Morecambe. I make it that he has got rid of several forests with his use of paper. At least this revolutionary book only takes up screen space." Jimmy Greaves
"Norman Giller and I have written four books together and he has a sharp Cockney wit that jumps off the page. He certainly has a furtive and creative imagination. What can I say but Carry On My Arse!." Ricky Tomlinson
"Throughout most of my career Norman acted as my Press officer, and we wrote three books together. I always called him Computer Brain because he was coming up with ideas long before the internet was invented. I am not surprised he has written a comedy novel for on-line readers. He is a very funny man and we had lots of laughs when he was putting words into my mouth back in my boxing days." Frank Bruno
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